Bird in the Hand, Pain in the Neck

Darcy finds an abandoned parrot, an African Grey named Harpo, and she decides to keep him, despite Lindsay's warnings of how high maintenance parrots really are. Darcy's life with Harpo makes her realize how difficult caring for a pet can be. Does she have what it takes? Meanwhile, Kathi decides to participate in an open mike night comedy contest at the local diner. And Colt and Jack have a funeral for Colt's pet fish, an Angelfish named Clarence. Later, Colt visits Darcy and Harpo commenting he would love to have another pet, and asks if he can adopt Harpo, Darcy agrees.