Paul F. Tompkins

Narrator (voice)

Captain Orleans

Brian Garrity

Lawyer (voice)

Colby / Colby (voice)

Filbert (voice) / Lotto Worker / Lotto Cop #2 / Lotto Cop #3 (voice) / Matt / Cricket #5 / Guy #2 (voice) / Skunk (voice) / Video Narrator (voice) / Voice on Record / Nice Friend (voice)

Booky Bentley

Robert

Mr. Peanutbutter / Marv / Virgil Van Cleef / Prescott / Andrew Garfield / Sandro / Dog Valet / Underwater Man / Concerned Man / Janitor / Bartholomew Scagsworth / Sloth Lawyer / Blimp Co-Pilot / Abortion Doctor / George Tickle / Giant Chocolate Oscar Guy / Mr. Peanutbutter / Mr. Chocolate Hazelnut Spread (voice)

Nordstorm Manager (voice)

Andrew Berg

Dr. Reagan

Percy / Snake Oil Salesman

(voice) / Dr. Migleemo (voice) / Hyde (voice) / Migleemo (voice) / Migleemo / Ensign Young (voice) / Vrek (voice)

Flanx (voice)

Bob

Gunther Pinker

Bronconius (voice) / Deputy Mayor Cunningham (voice) / Herman (voice) / Pierre (voice) / Randy (voice) / Randy (voice)

Gladstone Gander (voice)

Pilot / Wynn (voice)

Amazing Sardini (voice)

York

Chester McAllister

Dane

Steve

Mr. Golovkin (voice) / Parking Cop (voice)

Tail (voice)

Self

Professor Twilley (voice)

Ernie (voice)

Cole Bottoms

Angel (voice)

Royce Bingham

Self

Paul

Justice of the Peace

Loafer Toeknuckle

Jukebox

Self

Self

Himself

Self

Sullivan Pope

Dean Rosedragon

Edgar Allan Poe

Magilla Gorilla (voice)

Short Thug (voice)

Prescott

Short Thug (voice)

MC

King Crab

Open Mic Host

Gino (voice)

Audience Member

Self

Rad (voice)

Himself

Moderator

Mr. Donahue

Monologist

Short Thug (voice)

Himself

(13 Episoden)