Stroker and Hoop

Jon Glaser

Stroker (voice)

Timothy "Speed" Levitch

Hoop (voice)

Paul Christie

C.A.R.R. (voice)

Mary Birdsong

Angel / Karen / Justin (voice) / Angel / Keith / Ms. Peach (voice) / Angel / Keith / Souko (voice) / Angel / Vanessa / Waitress (voice) / District Attorney / Girl (voice) / Keith / Sarah / Announcer (voice) / Keith / Souko (voice) / Vicky / Mrs. Pearl / Reporter (voice)

Curtis Armstrong

Double-Wide (voice) / Double-Wide / Deputy (voice) / Double-Wide / Grobbit 2 / Pool Cleaner (voice) / Double-Wide / Old Woman (voice) / Double-Wide / Pepe Peepee (voice) / Double-Wide / Zombie Ken / Bear Collector (voice)

Darryl Kurylo

Jack Blaster / Reb / Hillbilly (voice) / Judd Winner / Japanese Investor / Sound Man (voice) / Judd Winner / Reb (voice) / Ninja Leader / Sensei / Ninja #1 (voice) / Preposta-Russ / Chico / Officer Kohler (voice) / Tommy / Officer Kohler / Showerer (voice)

Gary Anthony Williams

Coroner Rick / Ben Kim (voice) / Coroner Rick / Guard (voice) / Coroner Rick / Jermaine (voice) / Coroner Rick / Jermaine / Ghost of Christmas Present (voice) / Coroner Rick / MC Homicidal Rapist / Bartender (voice) / Coroner Rick / Witch Doctor / Haitian Doctor (voice)

S. Scott Bullock

Benny / Accountant / Cult Leader (voice) / Hoop's Mom / Neil Diamond / Lou Diamond Phillips (voice) / Hoop's Mom / Todd / Machine Voice (voice) / Rose Schwartz / Jackson Jefferson / Buhl (voice)

Robin Atkin Downes

Chief Engineer / Dr. Raymond / Old Retiree Tourist (voice) / David Copperfield (voice) / David Copperfield / Detective Putoine / Dustin Diamond (voice) / Detective Putoine / Patient #2 / Director (voice)

Jeff Bennett

Freddy / Steve / Guard (voice) / Gary / Doctor (voice) / Mayor (voice) / Mayor / Tio / Yankee (voice)

Colette Whitaker

Areola / Co-Ed 2 / Elf Queen (voice) / Catarina / Jogger (voice) / Chica / Fabric Softener Slut (voice)

Lori Alan

Grandma / Woman / TV Reporter (voice) / Leslie / Henna St. Chloe-Butz / Co-Ed 1 (voice) / Porsche / Tour Guide / Sunshine (voice)

Carlos Alazraqui

Jack Wilson / Mr. Sombrero / Spud (voice) / Talking Diamond / Magic Shop Owner (voice)

James Arnold Taylor

Ron Howard (voice) / Ron Howard / Answering Machine Guy (voice)

Tara Strong

Girl / Jean Wilson / Radio Host (voice) / Intern / Dr. Paula Bowman / Housewife (voice)

Nika Futterman

Keith / Danny / Goldie Hawn (voice) / Keith / Secretary / Kid 2 (voice)

Kath Soucie

Ashley-Brittany / Brittany-Ashley (voice) / Ashley-Brittany / Brittany-Ashley / Doctor (voice)

Lou Richards

T.J. the D.J. (voice) / T.J. the D.J. / Used Car Salesman (voice)

Daran Norris

Santa (voice) / Santa / Elf / Mall Cop (voice)

Moira Quirk

Khan'Ja / Meryl / Dora / Theater-Goer (voice)

Danny Mann

Flip / Radio Ad (voice)

Mike Rubens

Band Nerd / Trucker / Wolverine (voice)

Debi Derryberry

Miss Squash Casserole / Jack's Girl (voice)

Catherine Taber

Miss Hoe Cakes (voice)

Catero Colbert

Li'l Rapist / Polk / Umbrella Holder #2 (voice)

David Kaye

Ansel / Announcer (voice)

Eli Wallach

Narrator (voice)

Dave Wittenberg

Giggles / Branden Blanc / Account Executive (voice)