I Wanna Drown in a Cyclops Girl's Pretty Eye, But It's Pretty Hard? Speaking of Hard, Let the Pros Pick Out the Perfect Mushroom Girl for a Slimy, Sticky Good Time!

The reviewers receive an anonymous request to review a cyclops brothel, where they discover the main selling point is the size of their succu-girls' eyes. Later, the reviewers go to a myconid brothel, where the hostess gives them each unique mushroom girls to suit their needs, but struggles with choosing one for Crimvael.

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