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Hallmark: one of the most dangerous places in the world to work besides a coal mine, a crab fishing boat, or Wal-Mart. Scoff if you will, but the general public gravely underestimates the workplace hazards presented in a Hallmark store. Just imagine the hundreds-- no, THOUSANDS-- of exposed, razor-sharp cardstock edges lining every single shelf. Just walking the aisles is akin to traversing a canyon of lethal blades; one misstep and you've sliced your jugular on a Garfield Secretary Appreciation Day card.
This safety video gives you an in-depth look at the workplace Hazzards at Hallmark, and how to avoid them. Or at least who to notify when someone dies. Oh, and by the way, to give it all a little spice, the video stars the worst Dukes of Hazzard knockoffs you've ever seen, because when you think of Hallmark, you think of Them Duke Boys.
If you're a fan of comic books and comedy, then "Atop the Fourth Wall" is a series you absolutely cannot miss. Hosted by Linkara, also known as Lewis Lovhaug, this internet sensation offers a unique blend of humor and critique as it delves into some of the worst comic books ever created. With 18 seasons and 818 episodes under its belt, "Atop the Fourth Wall" is not just a show; it's an expansive universe filled with laughter, action, and insightful commentary.
In Season 1, viewers are introduced to Linkara's quirky world where he reviews terrible comics while battling various bizarre antagonists. From evil scientists to robot duplicates and even extra-dimensional conquerors, every episode is packed with unexpected twists that keep audiences hooked. The opening episode presents an intriguing mystery with “Which one is the clone?!” setting a tone of playful absurdity that persists throughout the season.
One of the highlights of this series is its ability to combine comedy with science fiction seamlessly. Linkara wields a magic gun alongside his trusty cardboard robot companion Pollo, defending Earth from all manner of fantastical threats. Episodes like "In the future, stupid names will be all the rage," display both clever satire and imaginative storytelling that fans adore.