Benidorm

Sheila Reid

Madge / Madge Harvey

Oliver Stokes

Michael / Michael Garvey

Siobhan Finneran

Janice / Janice Garvey

Steve Pemberton

Mick / Mick Garvey

Hannah Hobley

Chantelle Garvey

Nathaniel Walker

Coolio Garvey

Sheridan Smith

Brandy

Robin Askwith

Gary Snelling

Leon Bainbridge

Coolio Garvey

Zane Bainbridge

Coolio Garvey

Jake Canuso

Mateo

Tony Maudsley

Kenneth

Sherrie Hewson

Joyce / Joyce Temple-Savage

Johnny Vegas

Geoff Maltby

Tim Healy

Les / Les / Lesley

Danny Walters

Tiger / Tiger Dyke

Janine Duvitski

Jacqueline Stewart

Julie Graham

Sharon Dawson / Sheron

Josh Bolt

Rob / Rob Dawson

Adam Gillen

Liam

Perry Benson

Clive

Steve Edge

Billy

Bobby Knutt

Eddie

Nathan Bryon

Joey Ellis

Kenny Ireland

Donald

Hannah Waddingham

Tonya

Shelley Longworth

Sam

Alan David

Glynn

Kate Fitzgerald

Loretta

John Challis

Monty

Paul Bazely

Troy

Nathan Byron

Joey

Jessica Ellerby

Amber

Honor Kneafsey

Jodie

Elsie Kelly

Noreen / Noreen / Doreen

Selina Griffiths

Pauline

Asa Elliott

Himself

Bel Powley

Bianca

Julian Moore-Cook

Callum

Charlotte Eaton

Terri

Shane Richie

Sammy Valentino

Laila Zaidi

Cyd

Gareth Hale

Dennis

Norman Pace

Nigel

Matthew Kelly

Cyril Babcock

Louis Emerick

Norman the Doorman

Paul Chan

Mr. Wu

Nigel Havers

Stanley Keen

Bobby Crush

Billy Sparkle

Javier Marzan

Passport control officer

Geoffrey McGivern

Beverley Westwood

Philip Olivier

Jason

Nicholas Burns

Martin

Holly Earl

Elena

Leslie Jordan

Buck A. Roo

Amanda Barrie

Psychic Sue

Alice Barlow

Annie

Milanka Brooks

Ionela

Nadia Sawalha

Melanie

Simon Ruston

Meatloaf Tribute

Alex Childs

Caroline

Gary Oliver

Franco

Frances Barber

Daisy

Michael Starke

Dodgy Dave

Barry Chuckle

The Great Crostini's Great Assistant.

Paul Chuckle

The Great Crostini

Layton Williams

Larry

Ken Morley

Herbert

John Nicholson

Karaoke Singer

Bruce Mackinnon

Jonty

Gary George

Himself

Alice Barry

Maureen

Antonio Gil

Casino Barman

Janet Street-Porter

Reporter

Elena Saurel

Spa Receptionist

Joan Collins

Crystal Hennessy-Vass

Rustie Lee

Queenie

Ian Krankie

Pepe

Janette Tough

Agnes

Colin Hoult

Dirk

Neil McCaul

Jan De Groot

Jalleh Alizadeh

Nicole

David Avila

Airport Official

Harriet Webb

Tracey

Denise Black

Gloria

Martin Marquez

Juan the Vet

Txema Perez

Lorenzo

Crissy Rock

Janey

Loles León

Dolores

Ruth Madoc

Riannon

Caroline Riva

Pianist

Joe Ferrara

Policeman

Liam Shaw

Salvador

Joseph Balderrama

Dr. Bueno

Lesley Anne Cawood

Meatloaf Tribute

Roy Hudd

Maurice

Jonathan Hawkins

Motown Jonathan

Paul Bentall

Evelyn Pyke

Manal El-Feitury

Catalina

Stephen Marcus

José Luis

Angus Deayton

Grenville Titcombe

Gerald Kyd

Julio

Michael Fenton Stevens

Sir Henry

Mark Heap

Malcolm

Antonio de la Cruz

Vladimir

Carol Decker

Herself

Barry Green

Mad Munk Morris

Jamie Noar

Delivery man

Apple Brook

Mrs. Cattleprod

Daniel Garcia

Airport Security Officer

Graeme Hawley

Simon Superfan

Rochelle Hamilton

Girl at Booth

Philip Pope

Winter Smallcock