Mandy

Diane Morgan

Mandy

Michelle Greenidge

Lola

Michael Spicer

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Mark Silcox

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Tom Basden

Benefits Advisor

Alistair Green

Al / Health and Safety Man / Hungry Cult Member / Paul / Pet Shop Man / Slaughterhouse Clive / The Terminator / Tutorial Man

Yuriko Kotani

Barbara / Chip Shop Owner / Driving Examiner / Mei Suzuki / News Reporter / Tourist

Jackie Clune

Assistant / Mrs. Anderson / Nurse

Roger Sloman

Biscuit Manager / The Purser / Tree Trainer

David Mills

Mission Control/News Reporter / Tourist

Tony Way

Raymond / Sergei

Jamie Bisping

Boy On Reception / Gavin

Lucia Keskin

Chip Shop Customer / Shona

Robbie Gee

DCI Lambert / Mr Beige

Carrie Cohen

Maureen / Norma

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Vicar / Waiter

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Ninette Finch

Cash Maggot / Margaret

Nigel Ng

Cult Member / News Reporter

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Homeowner / Rita

Sunil Patel

999 Call Handler (Voice) / Surgeon

Miles Chapman

Bus Driver / Mr Taupe

Natalie Cassidy

Donna Ball

Iain Lee

Self

Kate Robbins

Joan MacDonald

Nigel Planer

Captain

Anna Maxwell Martin

Eva

Konnie Huq

Konnie Huq

Alexei Sayle

Darren Dugdale

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Engineer Woodcock

Nick Mohammed

Future Doctor

Brian Cox

Professor Brian Cox

Peter McDonald

Dr. Gould

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Psychic Pauline

Graham Norton

Self

Paul Ready

Cooper

Linda Lusardi

Self

Robin Sebastian

Pilot

Martin Lewis

Self

Abi Mills

Sales Assistant

Cheryl Fergison

Stella

David Bromley

Leonard

Paul McNeilly

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Anna Antoniades

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Rat Boy

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June

Joshua Sher

Robert

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Barman

Paddy McGuinness

Self

Sam Ward

Casting Director

Maxine Peake

Susan Blower

Akemnji Ndifornyen

Police Officer

Shaun Ryder

Self

Sean Lock

Geoff

Masashi Fujimoto

Maitre D

Emily Dean

Customer

David Bradley

Frank

Stuart Goodwin

Tarot Card Reader

William Andrews

Cult Member

Chris Cantrill

Cult Member

Richard Hope

Jeffery Betts

Charlie Chuck

Uncle Charlie

Deborah Meaden

Self

Olga Koch

News Reporter

Leah Pugh

Dancer

Amber Redman

Dancer

Keira Spearing

Dancer

Jo Hartley

Heather Seller

Neil Edmond

Reporter

Nathan Foad

Kenny

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Sophie

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Brian

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Paul

Paola Dionisotti

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Sean Burke

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Self (voice)

Michaela Strachan

Self

Jane Griffiths

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Self