Hallmark Safety Training Video Riff Preview

Available to download VOD at: http://www.rifftrax.com/node/3323146

Hallmark: one of the most dangerous places in the world to work besides a coal mine, a crab fishing boat, or Wal-Mart. Scoff if you will, but the general public gravely underestimates the workplace hazards presented in a Hallmark store. Just imagine the hundreds-- no, THOUSANDS-- of exposed, razor-sharp cardstock edges lining every single shelf. Just walking the aisles is akin to traversing a canyon of lethal blades; one misstep and you've sliced your jugular on a Garfield Secretary Appreciation Day card.

This safety video gives you an in-depth look at the workplace Hazzards at Hallmark, and how to avoid them. Or at least who to notify when someone dies. Oh, and by the way, to give it all a little spice, the video stars the worst Dukes of Hazzard knockoffs you've ever seen, because when you think of Hallmark, you think of Them Duke Boys.

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