A Dissertation on the American Justice System by People Who Have Never Been Inside a Courtroom, Let Alone Know Anything About the Law, but Have Seen Way Too Many Legal Thrillers

Brian O'Halloran

Dante Hicks (voice)

Jason Mewes

Jay (voice)

Jeff Anderson

Randal Graves (voice)

Kevin Smith

Silent Bob (voice)

Alec Baldwin

Leonardo Leonardo (voice)

Kevin Michael Richardson

Narrator / Morpheus (voice)

Charles Barkley

Charles Barkley (voice)

April Winchell

Bailiff (voice)

Judge Reinhold

Honorable Judge Reinhold (voice)

Paul Dini

George Lucas (voice)

James Woods

Major Baklava (voice)

Gilbert Gottfried

Patrick Swayze (voice)

Bryan Cranston

Various (voice)

Walt Flanagan

(voice)

Al Franken

Mayor McCheese (voice)

Bryan Johnson

(voice)

Michael McShane

Officer Big Mac (voice)

Brian Posehn

Albert (voice)

Phil LaMarr

Axel Foley (voice)

Tara Strong

Giggling Girl (voice)

Jim Wise

(voice)