Ralph Garman

Bobby

DJ

Morgan Donnelly

(voice) / 1980s Producer (voice) / Alex Jones (voice) / Announcer (voice) / Bowling Alley Dad (voice) / Cab Driver (voice) / Charles Bronson (voice) / Concierge (voice) / Criminal (voice) / Darren (voice) / Dispatcher (voice) / Dog in the Window (voice) / Doug's Father (voice) / Dustin Hoffman (voice) / Executive (voice) / Father (voice) / Garbageman (voice) / Georgie (voice) / H (voice) / Husband (voice) / Janitor #1 (voice) / Jeffrey Fecalman (voice) / Jeremy Piven / Masturbator (voice) / Man (voice) / Man in Hell (voice) / Manager / Scientist / Maitre d' / Guy (voice) / Meg's Boss (voice) / Mobster (voice) / O'Malley (voice) / Paramedic (voice) / Paul Simon / Agent Jenkins / Jeff Foxworthy (voice) / Peter's Customer / Tea Party Member (voice) / Piece of Pizza / Detective (voice) / Police Detective #1 (voice) / Police Officer (voice) / Spa Employee / Rabbi / Guy on Crutches (voice) / Various (voice) / Waiter (voice) / Western Man (voice) / Woodrow Wilson (voice)

Announcer / Radio Announcer

(voice) / Bar Patron (voice) / Hazmat Guy (voice) / Police Officer (voice)

Kanoot

Fisto / Rio Blast (voice)

Fistro (voice)

Bud Freewell (voice)

Customer with Eyepatch

John's Dad

Detective

Dan

Reggie

Caleb

Self

Wizard (voice)

Old Man Arcane

Newsman (voice)

Captain Jack

Mad Brad Woodland

Bum

The Wizard (voice)

Dick-Head / Doc Brown (voice)

Police Sargeant

Pirate Jack

Mr. Clark

Truck Driver / Dan (voice)