The Comic Strip Presents

Christopher Malcolm

Brother-in-Law / Cafe Owner

Lionel Jeffries

Barman / Taxi Driver

Anthony Stewart Head

Recording Studio Engineer / Ricki

Alice Richardson

Baby / Joan's Child

Harriet Thorpe

Brenda / Jane

Rowland Rivron

Barman / Roger

Kat Mansoor

Joan's Child / Tammy

Gerard Kelly

Hilary / Promo Director

Jonathan Stratt

Constable / Heavy

Gordon Kane

Assistant in Chart Shop / Reg

Lemmy Kilmister

himself / Rico

Eddie Marsan

Chip Shop Youth / Youth in Chinese Restaurant

Graham Crowden

Judge Hate / Professor Temple

Lenny Henry

Steve Wild / Warder

Leslie Phillips

Dean / Sir Horace Cutler

Gary Beadle

Sly / Waiter

Tim McInnerny

Groom's Father / Mig

Raymond Francis

Police Inspector

Sandra Dorne

Aunt Fanny

Bimbo

Timmy

Barney Sharp

Policeman

Zoe Clarke-Williams

Judy

Kim Pappas

Tracy

Colin Jacas

Saxophone Player

Neville Smith

Manager

Charu Bala Chokshi

Cashier

Mark Cooper

himself

Oliver Stapleton

himself

Lois Baxter

Beth

Gerard Ryder

Jake

Rupert Frazer

Simon

Martin Potter

Tarzan

Elaine Ashley

Jane

Megumi Shimanuki

Japanese Girl

Candy Davis

Janie

Fiona Richmond

Mrs. French

Kerry Shale

Willy

Harry Towb

Buzz

Lychett of Kivox

Timmy

Arnold Brown

Shopkeeper

Neil Cunningham

Dave Hallihand

Tony Bilbow

himself

Peter Woods

Interviewer

Mark Arden

Hula

Lee Cornes

Arch Crippledick

Stephen Frost

Bula

Maureen O'Farrell

Warden

Peter Silverleaf

Hawaiian

Dudley Sutton

Marlon's Father

Mandi Symonds

Pearl

Emma Thompson

Young Woman

Faith Tingle

Warden

Linda Spriggs

Mother

Helen Atkinson-Wood

Miranda

Robin McCallum

Tom

Rupert Vansittart

Jeremy

Mollie Maureen

Mrs. Tattle

Llewellyn Rees

Local 1

Rodney Lovick

Local 2

Chris Langham

Nigel

Roger Sloman

Mr. Pinder

Paul Bradley

Jerry

Simon Brint

Des

Bob Kingston

himself

Gary Long

Hopeful

Tommy Vance

Concert Compere

Steve Walsh

Concert Organiser

Anne Cunningham

Colin's Mom

Yusuf Khan

Waiter

Jonathan Caplan

Virgin Megastore Shop Assistant

Susie Ann Watkins

Sexy Girl in Promo

Fish

himself

Joe Elliott

himself

Phil Collen

himself

Phil 'Philthy Animal' Taylor

himself

Ozzy Osbourne

himself

Rudolf Schenker

himself

Peter Cook

Mr. Jolly

Nicholas Parsons

Nicholas Parsons

Michael Cule

Mr. Cooper

Basil Ho Yen

Mr. Yakimoto

Thomas Wheatley

Heimi Henderson

Granville Saxton

Ron

Bazil Otoin

Norman

Philip Locke

Sir Larry

Ian Bartholomew

Policeman

Tommy Windward

German Businessman

Christian J. Fletcher

Policeman

Derek Hunter

Policeman

Gary Martin

Tom Jones

Derek Van Weenen

Policeman

Steve Whyment

Policeman

Antonio

Handsome Man

Dave Atkins

Charlie

Deborah Benson

Victoria

Derrick Branche

Chris Bell

Betsy Brantley

Vanessa

Harry Burton

The Editor

Warren Clarke

Nigel

Tania Coleridge

Simone

Winston Dennis

Bouncer

Karen Drury

Debs

Rupert Farley

Mad Mickey

Julian Firth

Leonard

Stewart Harwood

Yob 2

Linda Henry

Jackie

Timothy Milsom

Student

Gary Olsen

Steve

Pat O'Toole

Trish

Richard Ridings

Yob 1

Sophie Thursfield

Katy

Gwen Watford

Mrs. Kendel

Peter Wyngarde

Mr. Kendel

Alfie Allen

Child in Promo

Lily Allen

Child in Promo

Liesl Hinkley

Child in Promo

Lara Hinkley

Child in Promo

Sarah Owens

Child in Promo

Roland Platts-Mills

Child in Promo

Ruby Platts-Mills

Child in Promo

Terence Oswald Wilson (Astro)

himself

Jim Brown

himself

Ali Campbell

himself

Robin Campbell

himself

Earl Falconer

himself

Norman Hassan

himself

Henry Tenyue

himself

Patrick Tenyue

himself

Brian Travers

himself

Michael Virtue

himself

Lia Williams

Lucy

Derek Jarman

Workman

Beryl Reid

Mrs. Moss

Pauline Melville

Pauline Sneak

Benjamin Zephaniah

Rufus

Zoë Nathenson

Anita

Dexter Fletcher

Lennox

Laura Hill

Laura

Nigel Louie-Marie

Ashley

James Hickling

Chong's Son

Mmoloki Chrystie

Kid

Brian Croucher

Dave

David Beames

Alistair

Richard Cordery

Newsreader

Eddie Yeoh

Mr. Chong

Tom Lock

Ron

Richard Sampson

Mickey

Janet Palmer

Dominica

Danny Cunningham

Youth in Chinese Restaurant

Bonny Brigg

Female Dancer

Lesley Guinn

Female Dancer

Jack Galloway

Party Guest

Mark Wing-Davey

Party Guest

Robert Pereno

Party Guest

Jack Ellis

Party Guest

Danny Webb

Party Guest

Ben Aris

Party Guest

John Quarmby

Party Guest

James Adah

Naples Street Kid

Suza Horvat

Naples Street Kid

Andros Adamou

Naples Street Kid

Daniel Adegwe

Naples Street Kid

Les Bull

Naples Street Kid

Rachel Biggs

Naples Street Kid

Christian Solari

Naples Street Kid

Matthew Marsh

Naples Street Kid

Debbie Cleal

Naples Street Kid

Giovanni Rennalls

Naples Street Kid

Helen Shah

Naples Street Kid

Nina Shah

Naples Street Kid

Katrin Cartlidge

Maria

Liz Crowther

April

Sharon Maiden

Sharon

Michèle Winstanley

Michelle

Elaine Collins

Scots Girl

Lola Peno

Maid

Douglas Tantallon

Sexy Spaniard

Eric Kent

Sergeant

William Lawford

British Aerotec Officer

Jeff Beck

himself

Llew Gardner

Commentator

Phil Kaufman

Scargill

Jack Richardson

Joan's Child

Ronald Fraser

Geoffrey

Norman Matson

Don

Stephanie Ansell

Ladykiller

Kate Bush

Bride

Miranda Richardson

Bride's Mother

Julie T. Wallace

Groom's Mother

George Khan

Head Waiter

Angela Fitzpatrick

Bridesmaid

Claire Collins

Bridesmaid

Peter Richardson

Al Pacino / Alan / Dave / Gary / Julio / Keith / Miguel / Milk Policeman / Mr. Chipstick / Mr. Lovebucket / Nick / Pete / Peter / Phil / Radio DJ/Cocker/Wally/Miguel/Brown/Field Marshall/Drunk/Terrorist / Rollo / Spider Webb / Squealer / Tiny Townsend / Tony Benn / Victor / Waiter/Shopkeeper

Adrian Edmondson

2nd MI5 Man/Fan / Ace / Adrian/Slim/Policeman / Bean / Bestman / Billy / Billy/Prince/Giles Cricket Bat Portland / Brian / Desmond / Dreamy Time Escort / Eddie Monsoon / Gordon/Bill / John / Martin / Michael / Mike/Hatchett/Julio/Bolsen/Man in Cage/Jenkins/Zarkoff / Peter / Vim Fuego

Dawn French

Caroline / Consuela / Eleanor / Fiona/Frances / Frances / Frances/Mrs. Shines / Francesca / Hermine / Jackie/First Nun / Joan / Monica / Mrs. Cooper / Nayler / Passion / Rachel / Susie / Tracy / Ursula / Verity/Old Lady/Celebrity / Veronica

Jennifer Saunders

Angie / Cathy / Chas/Marilyn/Captain/Drunk / Debbie / Doreen / Hannah / Ice Maiden / Jessica / June / Little Sister / Liz / Lorna / Maria / Meryl Streep / Monica / Sally / Shona/Second Nun/Horse Rider

Nigel Planer

Aldo Vini / Bernard/Old Man/Camp Actor 1 / Charles / Dave / Den Dennis / Derek / Julian / Marlon / Nigel / Stan / Steve's Manager/1st MI5 Man / Tommy/Doc/Ivan/McClowsky/Australian / Tony / TV Presenter

Rik Mayall

Ali Kitson / Carlos / Colin Grigson / Dreamy Time Escort / Jeremy / Lord Mayor / Richard / Slug/General Erwin/Hovis / Speaker/Hunchback / Tark / Tim / Toadstool

Robbie Coltrane

Chief of Police / Desmond / Gerald / Goldie/Dutch/Celebrity / Gypsy/Shopkeeper / Ken / Kurt / Max / Mother / Salesman/Screwball/Mario/Harry Kiri/Markoff

Keith Allen

Brian Epstein / Film Executive/Camp Actor 2/Architect/Celebrity / Gay Councillor/1st Beefeater / Gino / Green Leader / Kevin / Mason/Gondolier / Mr. Bastardos/Train Guard / Patrick

Steven O'Donnell

Bertoli / Crazy James Fairchild/Roy / Danny / Geordie / Gerry/2nd Man/Picketer / Rollon / Under Manager

Daniel Peacock

Barman/Ticket Collector / Bridegroom / Godfrey / Kix / Postman / Workman 1

Serena Evans

Bumble / Carol / Cheryl / Landlady / Louise / Slammer

Ronald Allen

Captain Phillips / Prime Minister / Professor Roland Breeze / Uncle Quentin

Jimmy Fagg

Don / Groom's Uncle / Newsvendor / Soldier / Soldier/2nd Workman

Alexei Sayle

Bride's Father / Carl Moss/Sterling Moss / Mog / Paul

Nosher Powell

Corelli / Fingers / McGahey / Mr. Knuckles

Ron Tarr

Dirty Dick / Pierrepoint/Heffer / Red / Ron

Malcolm Hardee

2nd Beefeater / Man at Delivery Bay / Policeman / Ticket Collector

Pete Richens

3rd MI5 Man/Don / Harry/Councillor / Soldier / Workman 2

Michael White

Cab Fare / himself

Paul Mark Elliott

Corky / Hawaiian / Jamie

Derren Nesbitt

Aide/Kinnock / General Galtieri / Tammy

Kathy Burke

Charlotte / Mary

Bert Parnaby

Man / Neighbour

Judy Hawkins

Girlfriend / Spider's Wife

Sandy Johnson

himself / himself (voice)

Lanah P

himself / Ray