I can't pretend any longer. I have to say something. Your dog is not that cute...
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Lyrics:
I have something that I want to say but I don't think that I can
I feel that if I speak my mind, things could get out of hand
I don't want to make you made so I'll just have to hide it
But the truth is eating me from inside
Your dog is not as cute as you think it is
Somebody tell this dude that his dog looks weird
Your dog is not as cute as you think it is
It's actually pretty disgusting
Man I'm sorry but your dog's got an old man face
Lookin' like it probably gives a really firm handshake
But now I gotta act like I think that it's cute
Even though your dog looks like an old wet rat
And your dog keeps lookin' at me like it hates me
Every time you turn around your dog intimidates me
I swear I'm not crazy, I think your dog is plotting my demise
Your puppy wants me dead I can see it in his eyes
I'm just worried 'bout your safety
'cause your dog looks like it's got rabies
I would not let that thing around babies
Now tell me would ya be angry if I said
Your dog is not as cute as you think it is
Somebody tell this dude that his dog looks weird
Your dog is not as cute as you think it is
It's actually pretty disgusting
And I can tell your dog don't even like you
It pooped inside your house after a walk just to spite you
Every time you pet the dog the dog tries to fight you
You've been to the hospital because your dog bites you so often
Even though your dog looks like a crumpled up napkin
Its soulless eyes still send shivers down my back
And I'm always worried it's gonna attack me
Even though the weight of a potato could collapse it's tiny body
But I can't bring it up to you,
'cause for some reason you think that mut is cute
Honestly it's fine,
I can just sing it inside my mind
Your dog is not as cute as you think it is
Somebody tell this dude that his dog looks weird
Your dog is not as cute as you think it is
And neither is your son.
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