Jon Lovitz

Steve

Artie Ziff (voice) / Artie Ziff / Llewellyn Sinclair / other minor characters. / Artie Ziff / Mr. Seckofsky (voice) / Avery Devereaux / Aristotle Amandopoulis (voice) / Enrico Irritazio (voice) / Llewellyn Sinclair / Ms. Sinclair (voice) / Professor Lombardo / Donut Delivery Man (voice) / Selma's Cigarette (voice)

Rabbi Feiglin

Barry Burns

Father Schwartz

Sal Scarapiducci

Archie Baldwin

Gary Fogel

Self - Cameo (uncredited) / Self - Host / Self - Various Characters

Jimmie Moore

Robin Schwonk

Clue Giver

Sid Sharp (voice)

Fred / Max Louis / Mike

Artie / Himself / Opera Guy

Jon Lovitz

Self - Guest

Himself

Acer Predburn

Jay Sherman (voice)

Himself - Roaster

Self / Self - Panelist

Self

Quasimodo Wilson (voice)

The Phantom of the Opera (voice)

Squats Fitness Janitor

Scotty Brennen

Grant

Calico (voice)

Bart Bookman

Wally Burn

Dave Markowitz

Becker

Peeper

Ernie Capadino

Self

Chula (voice)

Conch (voice)

Randy Pear

Nathan Mensforth

Morty

Ron Mills

Adam Kidan

Jay Peterson

Barry

Benny

Barry Sherman

Doug

Arthur Belt

Mr. Marks

Dave Firpo

Dennis Lipschitz

Sidney Wernick

Emperor Tod Spengo

Mel

Clip Metzler

The Radio (voice)

Uncle Harry

Self / Various Characters

Jon Johnson

Bailey (voice)

Frank Miller

Tom Baltezor (voice)

Sol

Mel Carmichael

Andy Kornbluth

Alex Wingrave

Glen Robbins

Party Guest

Richard Clark

Jackson (voice)

The Mad Scientist (voice)

Kirby

Ranger (voice)