Better Off Ted

Jay Harrington

Ted Crisp

Portia De Rossi

Veronica Palmer

Andrea Anders

Linda Zwordling

Jonathan Slavin

Phil Myman

Malcolm Barrett

Lem Hewitt

Isabella Acres

Rose Crisp

Terry Rhoads

Chet

Maz Jobrani

Dr. Bhamba

Rizwan Manji

Rick

Bill Stevenson

Lonny

Merrin Dungey

Sheila

Carla Jimenez

Patricia

Stefan Marks

Brett

Jonna Kae Volz

Veronica's Secretary

Mark Deklin

Mordor

Patricia Belcher

Janet

Gary Rubenstein

Dr. Rosenbaum

Allen C. Liu

I.T. Guy / I.T. Guy (uncredited)

Chip Chinery

Ryan

Vivian Bang

Debbie

Jake Dogias

Alvin

Martha Boles

Lisa

Richard Robichaux

Mark / Ritchie

Kevin Chamberlin

Ted's Father

Richard Fancy

Mr. Campbell

Kristoffer Polaha

Don

Richard Riehle

Bob

Taye Diggs

Greg

Khandi Alexander

Stella

Jeff Doucette

Mr. Krebs

Stefanie von Pfetten

Greta

Chris Parnell

Walter

Kyle Bornheimer

Pete

Eddie McClintock

Billy

Janet Varney

Female Lawyer

Geoff Pierson

Elijah Palmer

Richard McGonagle

Manny

Jennifer Irwin

Denise

Rick Hoffman

Mr. Page

Ernie Grunwald

Clark

Chris Dotson

Joe

Jesse Head

Stu

Rocky McMurray

General McMillan

Natalia Reagan

Mindy

Alison Robertson

Kathy

Peter Spruyt

Jerome

Sean Christopher Davis

Jerry

Julian Bailey

Hal

Mason Lauderdale

Little Boy

Jonathan T. Floyd

Bert

Roger Narayan

Jim

Benjamin King

Gil

Abner Genece

Francis Groth

Joy Osmanski

Lucy

Ithamar Enriquez

Wallace

Tom R. Hughes

Brody

Jordan Murphy

Male Lawyer

Welton Pitchford

Glenn

Yuki Matsuzaki

Scientist #1

Keisuke Hoashi

Scientist #2

Rachelle Lefevre

Rebecca

Shantel Wislawski

Sabrina

Bill Parks

Ernie

Brady Matthews

Steve

Jennifer Landa

Kristi

Stanley Ullman

Coffee Cart Guy

Virginia Williams

Danielle

Rachel Andersen

Receptionist

Chelsey Crisp

Nadine

Christopher Hoffman

Jeffrey

Matt Miller

Bert

Brandon Molale

Extraction Guy #1

Mike Siegel

Executive #1

Jesse Henecke

Guy

Jerry Kernion

Keith

Zaid Farid

Steve

Christina Ferraro

Gail

Kristi Clainos

Erica

Wilmer Calderon

Carlos

Brad Raider

Perry

Warren Sweeney

Gordon Jenkins

Graham Norris

Johnny

Ed Hopkins

Narrator (voice)

Lydia Blanco Garza

Sarah (as Lydia Blanco)

Leanne Wilson

Kathleen

Omi Vaidya

William

John Hans Tester

Hans (as Hans Tester)

Jeffrey Anthony

Carl

Shirley Jordan

Mrs. Boudreaux

Glenn Taranto

Lou

Callie Thompson

Olivia

Danielle Soibelman

Hannah

Kaelyn Raye Lustig

Ava

Larry Udy

Man

Claudia Choi

Employee

Dakin Matthews

Arthur Wells

Rachelle Wood

Susan

Donald Li

Asian Man

Malcolm Foster Smith

Water Guy

Adam Harrington

Jimmy

Andy Francess

Herald

John Prudhont

Bob Starks

Tom Hughes

Brody

Aj Brody

Willy

Samy Camara

Laura Ortiz

Joel Zaldivar

Justin Zwordling