Jon Lovitz

Steve

Artie Ziff (voice) / Artie Ziff / Llewellyn Sinclair / other minor characters. / Artie Ziff / Mr. Seckofsky (voice) / Avery Devereaux / Aristotle Amandopoulis (voice) / Enrico Irritazio (voice) / Llewellyn Sinclair / Ms. Sinclair (voice) / Professor Lombardo / Donut Delivery Man (voice) / Selma's Cigarette (voice)

Rabbi Feiglin

Barry Burns

Sal Scarapiducci

Father Schwartz

Archie Baldwin

Gary Fogel

Jimmie Moore

Self - Cameo (uncredited) / Self - Host / Self - Various Characters

Robin Schwonk

Sid Sharp (voice)

Clue Giver

Fred / Max Louis / Mike

Artie / Himself / Opera Guy

Jon Lovitz

Acer Predburn

Self - Guest

Himself

Jay Sherman (voice)

Himself - Roaster

Self / Self - Panelist

Self

Quasimodo Wilson (voice)

The Phantom of the Opera (voice)

Squats Fitness Janitor

Scotty Brennen

Dave Markowitz

Bart Bookman

Wally Burn

Becker

Calico (voice)

Grant

Peeper

Conch (voice)

Ernie Capadino

Self

Nathan Mensforth

Randy Pear

Chula (voice)

Morty

Ron Mills

Barry

Benny

Jay Peterson

Arthur Belt

Barry Sherman

Dave Firpo

Dennis Lipschitz

Adam Kidan

Doug

Mel

Clip Metzler

Mr. Marks

The Radio (voice)

Uncle Harry

Sidney Wernick

Emperor Tod Spengo

Tom Baltezor (voice)

Sol

Mel Carmichael

Andy Kornbluth

Alex Wingrave

Glen Robbins

Party Guest

Richard Clark

Jackson (voice)

The Mad Scientist (voice)

Kirby

Ranger (voice)

Self / Various Characters

Jon Johnson

Bailey (voice)

Frank Miller