According to Jim

Jim Belushi

Jim

Courtney Thorne-Smith

Cheryl

Larry Joe Campbell

Andy

Taylor Atelian

Ruby

Billi Bruno

Gracie

Kimberly Williams-Paisley

Dana

Conner Rayburn

Kyle

Connor Sullivan

Kyle

Connor Sullivan

Kyle

Tony Braunagel

Tony

Mitch Rouse

Ryan Gibson

Robert Belushi

Adult Kyle / Flight Instructor / Guy No. 2 / Phil / Pizza Boy / Playground Bystander / Ronnie / Waiter

Christopher Moynihan

Chris

Kathleen Noone

Maggie

Bruce Jarchow

Dr. Zavranski / Gate Keeper / Henry / Officer Zavranski / Phil / Santa

Jamison Belushi

Jami / Jami McFame / Little Girl / Student #3

John Rubano

John

Jackie Debatin

Mandy

Dan Aykroyd

Danny Michalski

Charlie Hartsock

Charlie / Oliver / Parishioner / Police Officer

Cynthia Stevenson

Cindy

Tim Bagley

Tim

Mo Collins

Emily

Robin Krieger

Marilyn Crannis

Ed Lover

Ed

Chris Elliott

Reverend Pierson

Brad Paisley

Chad / Eddie

Jennifer Coolidge

Roxanne

Laraine Newman

Laraine Elkin

Michelle Hurd

Kitson

Tammy Townsend

Ms. Crawford

Ted Michaels

Kenny

Tim Kazurinsky

Elf / Salesman

Jim Ward

Dr. Collins / Radio Announcer

Kyle Chavarria

Ashley

Ingo Rademacher

Ted

Soleil Borda

Emma

Hira Ambrosino

Sarah

Jennifer Candy

Hostess / Marcy (uncredited)

Jeff Lewis

Bill / Russian Immigrant

Erik Estrada

Erik Estrada / The Devil

Wayne Newton

Wayne Newton

Glen Clark

Glen

Jeremy Rowley

Raggedy Ann / Waiter #1

Johnny Lee Schell

John / Johnny

Paul Vinson

Bouncer

Jill Matson-Sachoff

Patty

Mark Beltzman

Beltzman / Fluffy

Robert Joseph

Paramedic

Carla Renata

Sherri

Willie Amakye

Store Clerk / Willie

David Pasquesi

Dave

Laurel Green

Bernice

Mary Gross

Cynthia

Lee Majors

God

Ed Quinn

Doug

Matt Roth

Michael

Mike Ditka

Mike Ditka

Ryan McPartlin

Bob

Garry Marshall

Doctor

David Greenman

Waiter

Jeanne Chinn

Jody Chen

James Lipton

Devil

Phil LaMarr

Kurt

Dave Coulier

Angry Pete (voice) (uncredited)

Tom Arnold

Max

George Takei

George Takei (voice)

Rosalind Chao

Sally Wu

Steve Guttenberg

Steve Guttenberg

Brenda Julian

Woman in Bar

Reni Santoni

Tony

Tim Meadows

Dennis

Marc Musso

Mike Murphy

Barry Williams

Ben

Donald Sage Mackay

Greg

Stephen Root

Al Crannis

Crystal Bernard

Lisa Christie

Stephen Tobolowsky

Dr. Ted

Stacey Travis

Janet

Trista Sutter

Trista Sutter

Jennifer Alden

Alicia

Bill Fagerbakke

Howard

Dayna Devon

Mrs. Thaddeus Dempsey

Philip Bolden

Kid

Bo Diddley

Bo Diddley

Joe Liss

Merv

John Maynard

Construction Worker #4

Cole Sprouse

Cole Sprouse

Nyima Funk

Nurse #1

Julie Newmar

Julie

Steve Nevil

Customer

Kevin Chamberlin

Wallace

Kinga Philipps

Stripper Ruby

Kevin Sorbo

Daryl Bochner

Ian Gomez

Detective

Marisa Petroro

Beautiful Woman

Patrick Fabian

Daniel

William Perry

William Perry

Loudon Wainwright III

Minister

Brian Urlacher

Brian Urlacher

Gillian Vigman

Jillian

Steven Gilborn

Bertram

Suzy Nakamura

Yoki Hirasaki

Roxanne Beckford

Woman

Beth Grant

Mrs. Whitney

Linda Hamilton

Melissa Evans

Patricia Belcher

Mrs. Kretzer

Hunter Gomez

Jules

James Earl Jones

Royal Flush Voice (voice)

Jack Donner

Old Man

Kevin McDonald

Therapist

Hugh Hefner

Hugh Hefner

Julia Sweeney

Bobbi Coker

Dylan Sprouse

Dylan Sprouse

Wendy Benson-Landes

Meredith

Rachael Harris

Mindy

Cindy Crawford

Gretchen Saunders

Constance Marie

Victoria

Tara Strong

Crying Baby (voice)

Rick Overton

Rick

Steve Susskind

Dr. Inglove

Patrick Fischler

Darryl

Kevin Ruf

Dr. Josh Nelson

Andre Ware

Fireman

John Getz

Frank

Jack Coleman

Sean Curran

Roland Kickinger

Sven

Doug Savant

Rick

Cleo King

Suzanne

Mary Randle

Michelle

Tanjareen Martin

Assistant

Neil Barton

Burly Cop

Jane Lynch

Janice

Frances Callier

Lamaze Instructor

Dweezil Zappa

Joe

John Cervenka

Bill

Nikki Boyer

Tanya Mountains

Nicole Sullivan

Alicia

Mary Kathleen Gordon

Mrs. Carter

Danny Breen

Danny

Michael McManus

Ben

Ken Magee

Police Officer

Jamieson Price

Speaker

Andrea Bendewald

Sheila

Savannah Stehlin

Rebecca

Candace Kita

Carmen

Rachel Sondag

Joan

Harry Hannigan

Harry

Madison Dirks

Todd

Lulu Antariksa

Madeline

Quinn Buniel

Teenage Boy #1

Buckley Sampson

Rhonda

Mark Capri

Hotel Manager

Austin Majors

Justin

Catherine Worth

Nurse

Reginald James

Construction Worker #1

Jason Stewart

Guy #1

Katie O'Rourke

Carrie

Kevin Porter

Nick

Randall Arney

Dr. Gamble

Garrett Morris

Lewis

Dennis Cockrum

Roland's Dad

Irene Roseen

Ballet Instructor

Justin Doran

Rick

Amita Balla

Casting Assistant

Audrey Rapoport

Tracy

Jeffrey King

Dr. Portello

Jordan Black

Waiter #2

Jim Rash

Bill

Larry Lee Lerma

Larry

Elizabeth Anne Smith

Sandy

Brian Palermo

Bartender

Doug Cameron

Doug

Pat Finn

Ted

Mark Adair-Rios

Emcee

Todd Sandler

Cheese Head

Berglind Icey

Stewardess

Adam Cagley

Young Jim

Zack Shada

Young Pierson

Paul Schackman

Guy at Party

Oleg Stefan

Sasha

Suzanne Kent

Olga

Ben Falcone

Process Server

Grace Rowe

Police Officer

Rob Adams

Thomas

Patrick Cassidy

Mr. Bingham

Angee Hughes

Ginger Curran

Megan Taylor Harvey

Olivia

Anastasia Sakelaris

Venus

Eve Brenner

Old Lady Meier

Jim Ishida

Salesman

Brooks Almy

Mrs. Taylor

Susan Mackin

Dixie

Tom Bergeron

Tom Bergeron

Andrea Walters

Mrs. Ganzel

Deji LaRay

Messenger

Lynne Marie Stewart

Sister Eileen

Kevin Kirkpatrick

Homeless Man

James Kiriyama-Lem

House Inspector

Tracy Newman

Folksinger

Nicholas Hormann

Doctor

Doug Budin

Queer Guy

Roberta Hanlen

Passenger

Stella Hudgens

Annie

Austin Rogers

Kid

Glenda Morgan Brown

Nurse

Nana Visitor

Veronica

Taylor Nichols

Lloyd

Andy Morrow

Jason

Pat Crawford Brown

Mrs. Reifschneider

Jason Kravits

Dr. Schulman

Kenneth Choi

Lab Technician

John Ducey

Dr. Murphy

Nicole Nieth

Talia

Ingrid Sanai Buron

Sheila

Richard Willgrubs

Father

Kurt Doss

Kid #1

Benjamin Bryan

Kid #2

Andrew Hawtrey

Gravedigger

Michael Rothhaar

Dwayne

Stacy Stas Hurst

Brianna

Christina Cindrich

Christina

Sean Hogan

Josh Devlin

Barbara Dodd

Mrs. Nelson

Chad Brokaw

Chip

Christopher Stapleton

Waiter

Carlos Lacámara

Mr. Farrow

Matthew Jones

Paramedic

Tina Gasbarra

Gwen

Michael C. McCarthy

Reverend Hill

Rick Hall

Paramedic

Michael Krepack

Ronnie Hart

Meredith Cross

Marge Hart

Shannon Floyd

Suzy

Jodi Ann Paterson

Molly

Wylie Small

Mrs. Polson

Cate Cohen

Stephanie

Katie Lohmann

Attractive Woman

Molly Beck Ferguson

Gina

Mark Gagliardi

Produce Guy

Kari Coleman

Miss Miller

Eva La Dare

Margo

H. Richard Greene

Bob Morgan

Joseph Bologna

Bill

Caitlin Dulany

Heather

Chris Barnes

Karate Instructor

Joe Gnoffo

Sean

Marc Evan Jackson

Harried Guy

Katrina Lenk

Nurse

Sue Nelson

Pregnant Lady

Marc Worden

Stew

Byron McIntyre

Fireman

Maribeth Monroe

Helen

Gary Private

Jim's neighbor

Yadi Valerio Rivera

Brianna