Mandy

Diane Morgan

Mandy

Michelle Greenidge

Lola

Michael Spicer

Andrew / Call Centre Man / Chicken Shop Man / Co-Pilot / Doctor / DS Butler / Guard 1 / Hypnotist / Line Dancing Judge / Producer / Tourist / Victim

Mark Silcox

Abu / Doctor / Guard 2 / Hardware Shop Owner / Lawyer / Line Manager / News Reporter / Registrar

Alistair Green

Al / Health and Safety Man / Hungry Cult Member / Paul / Pet Shop Man / Slaughterhouse Clive / Sofa Salesman / The Terminator / Tutorial Man

Tom Basden

Benefits Advisor

Yuriko Kotani

Barbara / Chip Shop Owner / Driving Examiner / Mei Suzuki / News Reporter / Tourist

Jackie Clune

Assistant / Mrs. Anderson / Nurse

Roger Sloman

Biscuit Manager / The Purser / Tree Trainer

Pearce Quigley

Ghost Of Christmas Present / Lee

David Mills

Mission Control/News Reporter / Tourist

Tony Way

Raymond / Sergei

Jamie Bisping

Boy On Reception / Gavin

Lucia Keskin

Chip Shop Customer / Shona

Robbie Gee

DCI Lambert / Mr Beige

Carrie Cohen

Maureen / Norma

Ben Rufus Green

Vicar / Waiter

Ben Caudell

Cash Maggot / Dog Walker

Ninette Finch

Cash Maggot / Margaret

Nigel Ng

Cult Member / News Reporter

Sophie Worger

Homeowner / Rita

Sunil Patel

999 Call Handler (Voice) / Surgeon

Miles Chapman

Bus Driver / Mr Taupe

Natalie Cassidy

Donna Ball

Iain Lee

Self

Gbemisola Ikumelo

Shola

Carol Decker

Herself

Rick Edwards

Himself

Johnny Vegas

Ghost Of Christmas Past

John Cooper Clarke

Ghost Of Christmas Yet To Come

Alison Ward

Aunty Margaret

Kate Robbins

Joan MacDonald

Nigel Planer

Captain

Anna Maxwell Martin

Eva

Konnie Huq

Konnie Huq

Alexei Sayle

Darren Dugdale

Tom Courtenay

Engineer Woodcock

Nick Mohammed

Future Doctor

Brian Cox

Professor Brian Cox

Peter McDonald

Dr. Gould

Beverley Callard

Psychic Pauline

Graham Norton

Self

Paul Ready

Cooper

Linda Lusardi

Self

Robin Sebastian

Pilot

Martin Lewis

Self

Abi Mills

Sales Assistant

Cheryl Fergison

Stella

David Bromley

Leonard

Paul McNeilly

Graham

Sian Gibson

Janice

Bon Cooper

Ice Cream Boy

Anna Antoniades

Suzy

Ian Locker

Mr Smith

Memet Ali Alabora

Emin

Polly Kemp

Cathy

Daniel Alexander

Drunk Man

Yasmin Philgence

Rat Girl

Angus Salisbury

Rat Boy

Rosie Cavaliero

June

Joshua Sher

Robert

Harry Whittaker

Barman

Paddy McGuinness

Self

Sam Ward

Casting Director

Maxine Peake

Susan Blower

Akemnji Ndifornyen

Police Officer

Shaun Ryder

Self

Sean Lock

Geoff

Masashi Fujimoto

Maitre D

Emily Dean

Customer

David Bradley

Frank

Stuart Goodwin

Tarot Card Reader

William Andrews

Cult Member

Chris Cantrill

Cult Member

Richard Hope

Jeffery Betts

Charlie Chuck

Uncle Charlie

Deborah Meaden

Self

Olga Koch

News Reporter

Leah Pugh

Dancer

Amber Redman

Dancer

Keira Spearing

Dancer

Jo Hartley

Heather Seller

Neil Edmond

Reporter

Nathan Foad

Kenny

Lucy Sullivan

Sophie

Esmonde Cole

Brian

Edward Aczel

Paul

Paola Dionisotti

Linda (voice)

Sean Burke

Hurricane Higgins

Sandra Huggett

Edith

Di Botcher

Martha

Cecilia Noble

Josephine

Aled Jones

Self (voice)

Michaela Strachan

Self

Jane Griffiths

Shirley Bassey Fan

Alan Yentob

Self