A DISS TRACK AGAINST MYSELF (Roast Yourself Challenge)

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Ryan Higa tagged me in his new Roast Yourself Challenge and I humbly accept! Check out this diss track I made against myself. And to be honest, I could have made it an hour long lolz. Enjoy xo

---LYRICS---

wuddup everyone, its ur girl superwoman

in the kitchen, a plate of roasted lilies what I'm cooking

im a loud brown girl who’s pretty ratchet looking

and if it wasn’t for diversity, i wouldn’t get no bookings



I play all of my characters because i have no friends

n im never looking sexy so my videos never trend

n when I wipe my beard off, theres always still a strip

that aint no make up, i need to wax my upper lip



I shave in the morning, by lunch it grows back

jump cuts in my edits, make up for what i lack

i say that im a rapper but i only have two tracks

my hair is so long it gets stuck in my butt crack



I’m always saying eff because I'm so scared of cursing

how girls do this n that, then I make a boy version

all these dating topics are a big diversion

so you don’t notice I'm a big old virgin



You can find my face on billboards and taxi cabs

but I only get views cause YouTube runs my ads

I hate Air Canada so i complain like a child

but I still fly with them because Im getting air miles



My toes are never done, so I can never wear sandals

I wear boys jeans to hide my love handles

in fact, I'm kind of a dude, so understand

when people say, yo are you that boy superman?!



i walk into auditions, get rejected every time

unless they need some promo, then it's my time to shine

then i get a cameo where i only have one line

and im on screen for less time than when I'm in a vine



I am so single because i always scare guys

and my boobs are always sagging, cause i dont know my bra size

im really really awkward if i ever try to be girlie

forever alone, even this beat left early


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