Brass Eye

Chris Morris

Christopher Morris / Ted Maul / Various Characters

Mark Heap

Simon Hottrin / Dr. Zeus Spofforth / Various Characters

David Cann

Alan Fortune-Vatch / Donaldus Matthews / Vicar / Ripp Candy / Vicar

Kevin Eldon

Alan / Belgian Comedian / Mr. Wastrey / Prison Officer / Spike Durnaburny

Barbara Durkin

French Woman / Informercial Mother / Marigold Blenny / Philippa Jute

Doon Mackichan

Accelorata Jengold / Dekadeeka Dekkadade / Rubeglia Palliativa / Newsreader / Woman on 'Fadanoid'

Albert Welling

Clerk of the Court / Gene Man / Naked Asexual Man up a Stick

Gina McKee

Libby Shuss / Vivian Banch

Claire Skinner

Board Member/Martha O'Dennell / Helly Melvick / Mrs Wastrey

Bill Moody

Bill Laswell / Ian Beezley / Managing Director

Paul Garner

"Technology!" man

Sinead Griffin-Lennon

Desiree Wastrey / Patricia O'Dennell

Claire Rayner

Self

Peter Baynham

Sven Yabbsley / Welsh Naval Officer

Amelia Bullmore

Role Play Wife / Honolee Dolholly / Suzanzee Wooola-Koopus

Bill Cashmore

Jury Foreman / Peter Plodes / Trevor Distance

John McCririck

Self

Bill Bailey

Eyewitness / Fr. Pierre Runek

Simon Kunz

Captain Mervyn Bruge / Senator Dale Lee Agsby / Graham

Frankie Fraser

Self

David Sullivan

Self

Alexander Armstrong

American Vox Pop

Hugh Dennis

Dr. Balb Kubrox

Richard Briers

Self

Ian Gelder

Dr. Jonathan Kwattes

Janene Possell

Granita Rocksand

Luke Sorba

Dinner Party Guest / Boxing Goat Owner

Felicity Montagu

Dinner Party Guest

Lynsey de Paul

Self

Alexandra Paul

Self (voice)

Britt Ekland

Self

Nicholas Parsons

Self

Michael Van Wijk

Self

Paul Daniels

Self

Jilly Cooper

Self (voice)

Oliver Skeete

Self

Peregrine Worsthorne

Self

Carla Lane

Self

Bernard Ingham

Self

Bernard Manning

Self

Noel Edmonds

Self

Bruno Brookes

Self

Rolf Harris

Self

David Amess

Self

Jimmy Greaves

Self

Jasbinder Singh Mann

Self

Nicholas Hoult

School Boy

Nigel Lindsay

Peacecap Johnson

Christopher Wilkinson

Dr. Fash Habbard

Eve Pollard

Self

Tania Bryer

Self

Tamara Beckwith

Self

Nick Owen

Self

Steven Berkoff

Self

Lynne Franks

Self

Jenny Powell

Self

Harriet Norcott

Sophie V'Haalbjje

Kathryn Pogson

Audience Member

Peter Stringfellow

Self

Peter Tatchell

Self

Jean Ainslie

Jill McManus

Ruddy L. Davis

Nelson Koka

Kieron Jecchinis

Shane Hufford

Mick Walter

News Dwarf

Willie Ross

Sainsbur McManus / Eddie Hazel

Rhodes Boyson

Self

Tommy Vance

Self

Geoffrey Boycott

Self

Michael Winner

Self

Vanessa Feltz

Self

Saleh Chaudhri

Garage Manager

Guy Masterson

Tasscam Holiday

Michael Redmond

Father Jools Doolan

Darcus Howe

Self

John Challis

Self

Ben Swann

Self