Jon Lovitz

Steve

Artie Ziff (voice) / Artie Ziff / Llewellyn Sinclair / other minor characters. / Artie Ziff / Mr. Seckofsky (voice) / Avery Devereaux / Aristotle Amandopoulis (voice) / Enrico Irritazio (voice) / Llewellyn Sinclair / Ms. Sinclair (voice) / Professor Lombardo / Donut Delivery Man (voice) / Selma's Cigarette (voice)

Rabbi Feiglin

Barry Burns

Father Schwartz

Sal Scarapiducci

Archie Baldwin

Gary Fogel

Self - Cameo (uncredited) / Self - Host / Self - Various Characters

Jimmie Moore

Robin Schwonk

Clue Giver

Sid Sharp (voice)

Fred / Max Louis / Mike

Artie / Himself / Opera Guy

Jon Lovitz

Self - Guest

Himself

Acer Predburn

Jay Sherman (voice)

Himself - Roaster

Self / Self - Panelist

Self

Quasimodo Wilson (voice)

The Phantom of the Opera (voice)

Squats Fitness Janitor

Scotty Brennen

Calico (voice)

Grant

Bart Bookman

Wally Burn

Dave Markowitz

Becker

Ernie Capadino

Peeper

Randy Pear

Conch (voice)

Self

Chula (voice)

Morty

Ron Mills

Benny

Barry Sherman

Adam Kidan

Jay Peterson

Barry

Nathan Mensforth

Mr. Marks

Dave Firpo

Dennis Lipschitz

Doug

Arthur Belt

The Mad Scientist (voice)

The Radio (voice)

Uncle Harry

Sidney Wernick

Emperor Tod Spengo

Mel

Clip Metzler

Glen Robbins

Party Guest

Jackson (voice)

Richard Clark

Kirby

Ranger (voice)

Self / Various Characters

Jon Johnson

Bailey (voice)

Frank Miller

Tom Baltezor (voice)

Mel Carmichael

Sol

Andy Kornbluth

Alex Wingrave