Unhappily Ever After

Geoff Pierson

Jack Malloy

Kevin Connolly

Ryan Malloy

Nikki Cox

Tiffany Malloy

Justin Berfield

Ross Malloy

Bobcat Goldthwait

Mr. Floppy (voice)

Allan Trautman

Mr. Floppy (puppeteer)

Stephanie Hodge

Jennie Malloy

Joyce Van Patten

Maureen Slattery

Wendy Benson-Landes

Barbara Caufield

Ant

Barry

Dana Daurey

Amber

Frank Lloyd

Abominable Snowman / Closet Monster / Cop / FBI Guy #1 / Guard / Guy #1 / Hunter / Joe / Lefty / Mad Janitor / Manager / Mr. Bassilli / Obnoxious Guy #1 / Policeman / Rico / Righty / Security Guard / Teeth McKenzie / White-Coated Man

Benjamin Shelfer

Beau / Bullhorn (voice) / Guy / Johnny / Pizza Boy

Kristanna Loken

Sable O'Brian

Deborah Kellner

Muffy

Faith Salie

Caitlin

Oliver Muirhead

Mr. Monteleone

Tom Myers

Man / Physics Teacher / Reporter / TV Detective (voice)

Shonda Whipple

Angora / Chelsea

Derek Sellers

Delivery Guy / Dr. Lifowitz / Umpire / Valet

Joel Michaely

Paul

Maggie Lawson

Madolyn

Jean Speegle Howard

Miss Mugglesworth / Miss Neezballs / Mrs. Lewcowitz / Mrs. McGillicuddy

Jessica Hahn

Miss Taylor

Jamie Kennedy

Pony Burger Attendant (voice) / Stoney

Elisabeth Harnois

Patty

Matthew Cox

Boy / Joey / Scream Masked Kid

J. Stewart Burns

Elmo / J. Stewart Burns / Singing Stuffed Animal (voice)

Kimberly J. Brown

Girl #1 / Helena

Christina Moore

Cherri

Mary Greenwood

Girl / Nancy / Spice

Zach Chapman

Nazi / Umlaut

Tommy Bertelsen

Little Ryan

Blake Soper

Billy Emery / Stoney

Scott Gurney

Chip / Dean Valentine

Jeff Doucette

Coach

Michael Warwick

Gordy / Nerd Boy

John D. Beck

John

Tony V.

David Mandel / Sal

Christopher Kracker

Bobby / Messenger

Suanne Spoke

Ms. Musante / Prudish Woman

Don Novello

Father Guido Sarducci / Guy Macaroon

Karen Lynn Scott

Marilyn

Jelene Daney

Mindy

Bridget Flanery

Bunny

Dawn Fine

Secretary / Singing Ballerina Clock (voice)

Kamala Dexter

Beth / Kami

Brighton Hertford

Girl / Kitty

Ossie Mair

Janitor

Danielle Weeks

Jennifer / Liz

Tamara Braun

Lacy / Nell

Michael Hitchcock

Coach McNiff

Kato Kaelin

Happy Bender / Smoking Teacher

Drew Hayes

Tom

Chelsea Lynn

Little Tiffany

Hayden Panettiere

Little Girl

Aimee Warren

Twin #1

Danielle Warren

Twin #2

Michael Dubrow

Buzzcut Guy

Brett Stimely

Larry

David O'Donnell

Chuck

Steven Gilborn

Doctor

Betsy Monroe

Nurse Crenshaw

Thomas Myers

TV Evangelist (voice)

Stephen Kay

Salesman

Marnette Patterson

Cindy

Quinn Duffy

Matt Cochran

James Cooper

Gavin

Nicole Nagel

Amazon Woman

Andrea Bendewald

TV Newscaster

Momo Kimura

Japanese Kid

Dustin Voigt

Preppie Guy

Victoria Jackson

Susan

Diane Delano

Vic

Ian Patrick Williams

Ray Paul Jones

Sandy Sprung

Motel Manager

Dawn Landon

JJ

Scott Matthew Bloom

Football Player

Donna D'Errico

Fantasy Girl #1

Kristen Williams

Fantasy Girl #2

Richard Hoyt-Miller

Mailman Pops

Darcy Lee

French Teacher

Will Dimpflmaier

Mike

Kevin Scannell

Chipper Collins

Gary Coleman

Devil

Edmund L. Shaff

Insurance Guy

Craig Kvinsland

Jim

Judy Kain

Meter Maid

Eric Menyuk

Policeman

Murray Rubinstein

Guard

Donald Gibb

Spike

Gunther Jensen

Murderer

Mila Kunis

Chloe

Samantha Esteban

Cute Girl

Riki Rachtman

Riki Rachtman (voice)

John Patrick White

Danny

Priscilla Maye

Abbie

Gregory Polcyn

Lizard Agent

Kent Irwin

Pierre

Diane Farr

Michelle

Jackée Harry

Ms. Blake

J. Robin Miller

Agnes

Aquilina Soriano

Sushi

Lisa Malkiewicz

Crystal

Samantha Levitt

Amanda

Joshua Levey

Eugene

Seann William Scott

Moondoggie

Allen Scotti

Louie Louie

Kenneth Kimmins

Dean

Nick Toth

Quigley

Adam Kaiz

Charles

Tracy Scoggins

Morgana

Pat Crawford Brown

Sadie Glickstein

George Schirmann

Bingo Caller

Jennifer Banko

Michelle

Natasha Dorfhuber

Little Girl

R.D. Robb

Bernie

Marissa Leigh

Little Girl

Aaron Lustig

Maitre D'

Daniel Markel

Guy Babone

Erik Estrada

Erik Estrada

David Jahn

Rose Seller Guy

Tom Perna

Dr. Dibitetto

Melanie Good

Pretty Girl

Kimerlee Curyl

Girl

Melody Clarke

Daughter

Bridgette Anderson

Drew

Eliza Sroka-Benisty

Galina

Debra Mooney

Saleslady

Connie Sawyer

Old Woman

Edd Byrnes

Fossily

Fran Solomita

Herbie Sternberg

Doug Jones

Boomer

Karen Moncrieff

Zelda

Johnny Venokur

Maury

Joel Berti

Johnny Stompanoto

Mary Gillis

Mrs. Garbaggio

Tony Radev

Delivery Boy

Jim Ward

TV Announcer (voice)

Maryann Rozsas

Nurse

Sarah Lancaster

Alice

Patrick Mickler

Cop

Ivana Miličević

Oksana

Richard Vidan

Boris

Dale Raoul

Granny Goodness

Kevin Light

Prince

SW Fisher

Male Customer

Jeannie Elias

Goldie

Jessie Jones

Mrs. Lupkin

Peggy Miley

Mrs. Dempsey

Scott Lipscomb

Brad

Jamie Anderson

Carla

Jennifer Lyons

Erica

Tom Byrd

Professor Alfred

Joe De Cenzo

Messenger

Michael Houston King

Chad

Natalia Cigliuti

Francesca

Kevin Curran

Crazy Lou

Jordan Levin

Jordan Levin

Ed O'Bannon

Ed O'Bannon

Eric Tecosky

Joey

David Youse

Skip

Thomas Rosales Jr.

Pablo

Seth Jaffe

FBI Guy #2

Krissy Carlson

Cookie

Marcus H. Nelson

Guy

Faith Minton

Bertha

Constance Zimmer

LaVerne

Megan McKinley

Kimmy

Jack Brewer

Desmond

Jenna Von Oÿ

Bitsy

Lisa Arturo

Cookie

Robin Berry

Jane

Brogan Roche

Dick

Richard Sanders

Mr. Peabody

Jonathan Aube

Guy

Ernest Liu

Lee

Shirlee Elliot

Holly

Elizabeth Tatus

Cricket

Alicia Rickter

Girl

John Nimo

Old Jack

Rhonda Shear

Beggar Spice

Nick Cornish

Billy

Ashley Buccille

Girl #2

Jennifer Lynn Grosso

Older Kitty

Chris L. McKenna

Mikey

Dan Ponce

Chicky

Linda O'Neil

Girl

Pat Brymer

Dinosaur (voice)

Christina Lynch

Singing Stuffed Animal (voice)

Marcy Vosburgh

Singing Stuffed Animal (voice)

Vanessa Guild

Vanilla

Kiva Dawson

Caitlin Blackpoole

Arturo Gil

Dancing Baby

Tom Kenny

J. Cyril Studebaker

John Ziaukas

Cop

Steve Lookner

Kromar

Johnnie Colter

Henry

Gretchen Morgan

Valerie

Peggy Jo Jacobs

Lee

Shulie Cowen

Ann

Paul Popowich

Jerome

Jennifer Hale

Kobe

Denney Pierce

Obnoxious Guy #2

Chris Durand

Obnoxious Guy #3

Alex Nesic

Jacques

Shepard T. Ross

Guy #2

Robert Anderson

Coach Vosburgh

Aubry Fisher

Sarah

James Wong Jim

Yahuda

Linda Kim

Zipporah

Thomas DeWier

Awkie

Ryan Holihan

Elliott

Jennifer Lothrop

Penny

Matthew Blashaw

Rusty

David Pressman

Tony

Charles Howerton

Henry

Danica Sheridan

Security Guard

Astrid Rossol

Girl #1

Jamie Flowers

Taffy

Rob Leo Roy

Mr. Gutman

Danielle Keaton

Young Girl

Gerry Cohen

M. Cohen

Orlando Woolridge

Karl

Bob Glouberman

Dr. J

Kyle Sullivan

David

Mikyla Archibald

Woman

Calvin Remsberg

Pavarotti

Alley Baggett

Girl

David Faustino

Jimbo

Victoria Silvstedt

Brandi

Lou Briseno

Juan

Felipe Delarosa

Eduardo

John Ducey

Jim

Tasha Goldthwait

Girl

Christa Campbell

Kirsten

Matt Reid

Handsome Guy #1

Jeffrey Castillo

Handsome Guy #2

Wendie Jo Sperber

Ms. Snaylops