George Lopez

George López

George Lopez

Constance Marie

Angie Lopez

Luis Armand Garcia

Max Lopez

Valente Rodriguez

Ernie

Belita Moreno

Benny Lopez

Masiela Lusha

Carmen Lopez

Emiliano Díez

Vic Palmero

Aimee Garcia

Veronica Palmero

Jack Blessing

Jack Powers

Mark Tymchyshyn

Mel Powers

Bryan Fisher

Jason McNamara

Elmarie Wendel

Gina

Nick Offerman

Randy

Ron Pearson

Officer Robinson

Trevor Wright

Zack Powers

Mel Rodriguez

Frank

Tonantzin Esparza

Marisol

Dagney Kerr

Claudia

J.B. Gaynor

Ricky

Sandra Bullock

Amy

Carl Anthony Payne II

Curtis

Steven Montfort

Earl / Officer

William Marquez

Manny Lopez

George Wendt

Ed

Gigi Rice

Wendy

Tony O'Dell

Delivery Guy / Patrick

Lou Diamond Phillips

George L.

Hilary Duff

Kenzie / Stephanie

Ming-Na Wen

Professor Lim

Marilyn Milian

Judge Alvarez

Kyle Searles

Tom

Cristina Saralegui

Lydia

Adam West

Jonathan K. Martin

Skye McCole Bartusiak

L'il Bit

Dot-Marie Jones

The Inmate

Jerry Springer

Wayne

Stacy Keibler

Lindsay

Eva LaRue

Linda Lorenzo

Jim O'Heir

Pete / Reggie

Jodi Lyn O'Keefe

Campbell

Autumn Reeser

Piper

Rachel Snow

Toby

Malcolm Wain

Alberto

Jordan Masterson

Adam

Frederick Martin Smith

Police Officer

Kelly Mantle

Deep Voice Singer / Mrs. Lopez

Teddy Lane Jr.

Officer Hope / The Cop

Brooks Almy

Principal Stoller

Steven Wollenberg

Bob Sorkin / Referee

Keith Burke

Trent

Oscar de la Hoya

Tony

Kaitlin Olson

Janet

Ian Gomez

Jewelry Salesman

Gus Hoffman

Heavyset Kid

Dave Mirra

Dave Mirra

Kimberly Williams-Paisley

Vanessa Brooks

Paul Gleason

Lou Powers

Leslie Jordan

Doctor

Stacy Keach

Blaine McNamara

Ashley French

Olivia

Richard Lewis

Phillip Nickleson

Hector Elias

Father John

Andy Garcia

Ray

Eva Longoria

Brooke

Ken Howard

Dr. Woodson

Freddie Prinze Jr.

Freddie Moreno

Jason Stuart

Sales Managerr

Richard Riehle

Eddie Carter

Ashley Edner

Frances

Lisa Guerrero

Linda Lorenzo #1

Johnny Pacar

Noah

Steve Hytner

Dr. Lisby

Chingy

Chingy

Alfred De Contreras

Customer

William Hung

William Hung

Alyson Reed

Mrs. Reynolds

Paris Hilton

Ashley / Lorraine

Kenny Lofton

Kenny Lofton

Paget Brewster

Ginger

Laila Ali

Laila Ali

Rita Moreno

Luisa Diaz

Mario López

Officer Hector Sanchez

Jason Connery

Mike

Peter MacKenzie

Dr. Loftusi

Mayan López

Jackie

Elena Lyons

Mary

Kristin Bauer

Chris Watson

Edward James Olmos

Mr. Vega

Jim Lau

The Maitre d'

Joel McKinnon Miller

Ed Driscoll

Efren Ramirez

The New Class Treasurer

Ismael 'East' Carlo

Uncle Joe

Cheech Marin

Lalo

Jacqueline Obradors

Gloria

Jimmie Walker

Lionel

Michael Clarke Duncan

Dr. Holland

Donna Pieroni

Marcia

Chloe Bridges

Zoey

Maria Canals-Barrera

Claudia

Denise Faye

Nicole

Sonia Braga

Emilina Palmero

Rudy Ramos

The Old Man

Soren Fulton

Eric

Tommy Chong

Mr. Gutierrez

Robert Rodriguez

Robert Rodriguez

Donovan McNabb

Donovan McNabb

Ricardo Chavira

Victor

Esai Morales

Manny Lopez

James Lesure

Ben Adams

John Michael Higgins

Charles

Thomas F. Wilson

Sonny

Brian Austin Green

Chris

Connie Ramirez

Aunt Lynette

Jamal Mixon

Lawrence

Cesar Rosas

Ceasar Rosas

Danny Trejo

Bobby

Patrick St. Esprit

Special Agent Saunders

Daunte Culpepper

Daunte Culpepper

Jim Belushi

The Inspector

Greg Lee

Rob

Steve Ryan

Jim Morey

Michelle Paradise

Laura

Bob Koherr

Carl

Zack Ewing

Young Boy

Kyle Clark

Eric

Jacob Richardson

Ben

Jonathan Jones

Duncan

Paige Segal

Jessica

Kenneth Schmidt

Boy #1

Sam Saletta

Luke

Anthony Cross-Thomas

Classmate

Gregg Daniel

Jim

Cathy Shambley

Mrs. Johnson

Don Tiffany

Parent #1

Brooke Radding

Kid #1

Jordan Calloway

Kid #2

Hayden Tank

Kid #3

Rory Thost

Timmy

Klee Bragger

Kevin

Lillian Hurst

Mrs. Cardenas

Olga Merediz

Aunt Cecilia

Clement Blake

Homeless Guy

Andrew Dorsett

Teenager (uncredited)

Brenda Song

Jennifer

Carly Schroeder

Ashley

Nancy Linehan Charles

Mrs. Wilder

Joe Michaels

Brandon

Jessica Friedman

Valerie

Vanitey Ramdhan

Becky

Kelsey Kemper

Trick or Treater

Paige Hurd

Little Girl

Steve Garvey

Steve Garvey

Joe Morgan

Joe Morgan

Scott Klace

Bobby Murphy

Marty Nedboy

Marty

Connie Ray

Debbie

Allegra de Peralta

Kathy (uncredited)

Bari Hochwald

Cindy

Dani Goldman

Michelle

Sarah Bibb

Meter Lady

Cristos

Giggles

Diane Sellers

Emma

Andrew Stanfield

Extra (uncredited)

Daniel Cage Theodore

Thug (uncredited)

Marcelo Tubert

Señor Scrooge

Oleg Zatsepin

Roberto Cratchett

Marty Celis

Tiny Timoteo

Sonia Iris Lozada

Narrator

Alejandro Furth

Carlos

Izzy Diaz

Hector

John Balma

Construction Worker

Elena St. John

Carla

Steve Schirripa

Tony

Todd Duffey

Teenage Boy (voice) (uncredited)

Miriam Flynn

Brenda

Kate Orsini

Bartender

Jason Antoon

Hosni

Demetra Raven

Allison

Deirdre M. Smith

Cynthia

Branden Williams

Junior

Casey Sander

Mr. Dugan

Mary K. DeVault

Woman #1

Susan Slome

Woman #2

Josip Kuchan

Yuri

Sara Van Horn

Jean

Amaury Nolasco

Young Manny

Maria Beck

Young Benny

Nicole Stuart

Rachel

Rod Britt

Doctor

Abbie Jaye

Piccolo Player

Gerry Bednob

Mr. Gidwani

Eloy Casados

Dr. Anthony Tovar

Geoffrey Wade

The Doctor

Tanika Brown McKelvy

Bailiff

David Brian Apparis Jr

Big-head Ernie

Carrie Ann Nagy

Waitress

Zachary James Bernard

Danny

Shane R. Williamson

Scott

Frank Crim

Allen

Roger V. Burton

Walter

Jacquie Barnbrook

Helen

Marilyn O'Connor

Dorothy

Hira Ambrosino

Prosecutor

Joel S. Greco

Joey Greco

Kristen Brockman

Party Girl

Barbara Eden

Ruth

Rudy Moreno

Blue Collar Parent

Julie Wittner

Tanya

Kincaid Walker

Nancy

Julian Acosta

Rick Martinez

Ashly Holloway

Kristi Chapman

Jennifer Hasty

Dell

Carl Thiel

Chingon

Rafael Gayol

Chingon

Mark Del Castillo

Chingon

Rick Del Castillo

Chingon

David Alex Ruiz

Chingon

Skip Banks

Fat Elvis

Joseph Fatale

Mini Kiss

Zachary Morris

Mini Kiss

Terra Jolé

Mini Kiss

Karen Robinson

Mini Kiss

Bonnie Morgan

Rubber Girl

Rip Taylor

Rip Taylor

Chester L. McCurry

UPS Man

Michael Taggart

The Fireman

Paul Anthony Reynolds

Irate Parents

Hayden Adams

Spencer Vogel

Erik Olson

Brad

Dina Defterios

Woman

Rod Carew

Rod Carew

Jim Palmer

Jim Palmer

Michael Placencia

Guy (uncredited)

The Krofft Puppets

H.R. Pufnstuf

Marlene Forte

Sylvia

Brent Mendenhall

President Bush

Stephen Brennan

Dimitri

Indira G. Wilson

Nurse

Sierra Abel

Fairy Girl

Attila Davidhazy

Young Boy

Jesse David Corti

Rob

Sammy Fine

Billy

Matthew Jones

Haitian Guy

Noah Luke

Davey

Bert Rosario

Octavio Palmero

Danny Mora

Mr. Carrillo

Jimmy Briscoe

Elf

Steve Larkin

Santa

Alex Rayfiel

Kenny

Joey Tyllesen

Paul

David Purdham

Father Rick

Kelli Nordhus

Shelley

Trent Gill

Brad

Danielle Riffenburgh

Hot Girl

Kendall Clement

Officer Johnson

Jesse Bostick

Attendant

Sam Green

Kid On Airplane

Axel Alba

Kid #1

Dayna Devon

Dayna

Harley Zumbrum

Big Bob

Christopher Carroll

Principal

William King

William King

Walter Orange

Walter Orange

Marcus Brown

The Bouncer

Mary Castro

Chingy Girl

Carrot Top

Carrot Top

Tennille Williams

Chingy Girl

Valeria Andrews

Taylor

Egypt Reale

Rosie the Robot

Mike Madrigal

Dan Ota

Taylor Masamitsu

Steve

Wil Myer

Kyle

Christopher T. Wood

Mall Cop

David Carpenter

Conner's Dad

Marietta DePrima

Winnie Donnelly

Joe Egender

Conner

Vern Urich

Mr. Perkins

Grace Rolek

Sara

Jesse Heiman

Boy in Restaurant

Chingon

Chingon

Barry Sigismondi

Desk Sergeant

Angelique Perrin

Baby Carmen

Duane 'Dog' Chapman

Duane 'Dog' Chapman

Antonio Villaraigosa

Antonio Villaraigosa

Ren Casey

The Driver

Judy Louise Johnson

Jamie Hope

J. Richey Nash

John Morey

Scott Michael Morgan

Carl

Troy Spurlin

Rick

Claudia Choi

Tina

Robert Wu

Andrew

Pete Leal

Uncle Arturo

Annie Sorell

Pretty Twin