Jon Lovitz

Steve

Artie Ziff (voice) / Artie Ziff / Llewellyn Sinclair / other minor characters. / Artie Ziff / Mr. Seckofsky (voice) / Avery Devereaux / Aristotle Amandopoulis (voice) / Enrico Irritazio (voice) / Llewellyn Sinclair / Ms. Sinclair (voice) / Professor Lombardo / Donut Delivery Man (voice) / Selma's Cigarette (voice)

Rabbi Feiglin

Barry Burns

Father Schwartz

Sal Scarapiducci

Archie Baldwin

Gary Fogel

Self - Cameo (uncredited) / Self - Host / Self - Various Characters

Jimmie Moore

Robin Schwonk

Sid Sharp (voice)

Clue Giver

Fred / Max Louis / Mike

Artie / Himself / Opera Guy

Jon Lovitz

Acer Predburn

Self - Guest

Himself

Jay Sherman (voice)

Himself - Roaster

Self / Self - Panelist

Self

Quasimodo Wilson (voice)

The Phantom of the Opera (voice)

Squats Fitness Janitor

Scotty Brennen

Grant

Dave Markowitz

Bart Bookman

Calico (voice)

Wally Burn

Becker

Peeper

Ernie Capadino

Conch (voice)

Self

Nathan Mensforth

Chula (voice)

Randy Pear

Morty

Ron Mills

Adam Kidan

Barry

Benny

Barry Sherman

Dave Firpo

Dennis Lipschitz

Doug

Jay Peterson

Arthur Belt

The Radio (voice)

Uncle Harry

Sidney Wernick

Emperor Tod Spengo

Mel

Clip Metzler

Mr. Marks

Richard Clark

Jackson (voice)

The Mad Scientist (voice)

Kirby

Ranger (voice)

Self / Various Characters

Jon Johnson

Bailey (voice)

Frank Miller

Tom Baltezor (voice)

Sol

Mel Carmichael

Andy Kornbluth

Alex Wingrave

Glen Robbins

Party Guest