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Adrian Edmondson

Edward Elizabeth Hitler

Rik Mayall

Richard Richard

Christopher Ryan

Dave Hedgehog

Steven O'Donnell

Spudgun

Lee Cornes

Dick Head

Helen Lederer

Lady Natasha / Nurse

Rupert Bates

Mr Tent / Mr Wormwood

Roger Sloman

Mr. Harrison

Robert McKewley

P. C. Cholmondley-Smythe / Student

Clive Mantle

Woman's Husband

Brian Glover

Mr. Rottweiller

Mark Williams

Boris

Mark Arden

Shooting gallery stallholder

Lisa Maxwell

Mrs Linneker

Paul Bradley

Mr Scrubbs

Harriet Thorpe

Woman in Bar

Liz Smith

Fortune Teller

David Lloyd

Willy

Tip Tipping

Mr Kelly

Carla Mendonça

Jenny

Roger Brierley

Sir Roger Cobham

Cindy Shelley

Kate

Kevin McNally

Sex Shop Assistant

Julia Sawalha

Veronica Head

Mark Lambert

Gasman

Gaby Valenti

Lolly

Evie Garratt

Old Lady

Michael Redfern

Mr. Cooper

Wayne Michaels

Party Guest

Kelly Hunter

Mrs Gascoigne

Robert Ashe

Ralph Maxwell

Rory Bremner

Mr Brough (voice)

Brian Croucher

Ted Nugent

Andy de la Tour

Chief Inspector Grobbelaar

Roy Heather

Mr Man

Chris Langham

Tight-Mouthed Larry

Robert Llewellyn

Mr N. Stiles

Patsy Rowlands

Lil Potato

John Wells

Doctor

Nick Gillard

Man in wheelchair

Jonathan Stratt

PC V. Jones

Charlie Biddle

Johnny Bates

Tina Foley

Valerie Bates

John Abbott

Mormon

Jo-Anne Stockham

Voluptua

Victor Spinetti

Maître d'

Kevin Allen

Marcel

Caroline Gruber

Maid

Gareth Marks

Receptionist

Rupert Rainsford

Pierre

Sue Scott Davison

Woman

Lisa Coleman

Doreen

Lucy Benjamin

Nurse

Amy Marsden

Student

Peter Geeves

CID Man

Chris Sanders

CID Man

Raymond Sawyer

CID Man

Dominic Snowdon

Pub Team

Colin Wyatt

Pub Team

Nick Scott

Skullcrusher

Nadia Sawalha

Receptionist