Jon Lovitz

Steve

Artie Ziff (voice) / Artie Ziff / Llewellyn Sinclair / other minor characters. / Artie Ziff / Mr. Seckofsky (voice) / Avery Devereaux / Aristotle Amandopoulis (voice) / Enrico Irritazio (voice) / Llewellyn Sinclair / Ms. Sinclair (voice) / Professor Lombardo / Donut Delivery Man (voice) / Selma's Cigarette (voice)

Rabbi Feiglin

Barry Burns

Father Schwartz

Sal Scarapiducci

Archie Baldwin

Gary Fogel

Jimmie Moore

Self - Cameo (uncredited) / Self - Host / Self - Various Characters

Sid Sharp (voice)

Robin Schwonk

Clue Giver

Artie / Himself / Opera Guy

Fred / Max Louis / Mike

Jon Lovitz

Acer Predburn

Self - Guest

Himself

Jay Sherman (voice)

Himself - Roaster

Self / Self - Panelist

Self

Quasimodo Wilson (voice)

The Phantom of the Opera (voice)

Squats Fitness Janitor

Scotty Brennen

Dave Markowitz

Bart Bookman

Calico (voice)

Grant

Wally Burn

Becker

Peeper

Conch (voice)

Ernie Capadino

Randy Pear

Self

Nathan Mensforth

Chula (voice)

Morty

Ron Mills

Benny

Barry

Barry Sherman

Dave Firpo

Dennis Lipschitz

Adam Kidan

Doug

Jay Peterson

Arthur Belt

Mr. Marks

The Radio (voice)

Uncle Harry

Sidney Wernick

Emperor Tod Spengo

Mel

Clip Metzler

Glen Robbins

Party Guest

Richard Clark

Jackson (voice)

The Mad Scientist (voice)

Kirby

Ranger (voice)

Self / Various Characters

Jon Johnson

Bailey (voice)

Frank Miller

Tom Baltezor (voice)

Sol

Mel Carmichael

Andy Kornbluth

Alex Wingrave