Paul F. Tompkins

Narrator (voice)

Captain Orleans

Brian Garrity

Lawyer (voice)

Colby / Colby (voice)

Filbert (voice) / Lotto Worker / Lotto Cop #2 / Lotto Cop #3 (voice) / Matt / Cricket #5 / Guy #2 (voice) / Skunk (voice) / Video Narrator (voice) / Voice on Record / Nice Friend (voice)

Robert

Booky Bentley

Mr. Peanutbutter / Marv / Virgil Van Cleef / Prescott / Andrew Garfield / Sandro / Dog Valet / Underwater Man / Concerned Man / Janitor / Bartholomew Scagsworth / Sloth Lawyer / Blimp Co-Pilot / Abortion Doctor / George Tickle / Giant Chocolate Oscar Guy / Mr. Peanutbutter / Mr. Chocolate Hazelnut Spread (voice)

Andrew Berg

Nordstorm Manager (voice)

Percy / Snake Oil Salesman

King Crab

(voice) / Dr. Migleemo (voice) / Hyde (voice) / Migleemo (voice) / Migleemo / Ensign Young (voice) / Vrek (voice)

Dr. Reagan

Flanx (voice)

Bob

Gunther Pinker

Bronconius (voice) / Deputy Mayor Cunningham (voice) / Herman (voice) / Pierre (voice) / Randy (voice) / Randy (voice)

Pilot / Wynn (voice)

Gladstone Gander (voice)

Chester McAllister

Amazing Sardini (voice)

York

Mr. Golovkin (voice) / Parking Cop (voice)

Tail (voice)

Steve

Dane

Professor Twilley (voice)

Royce Bingham

Self

Self

Angel (voice)

Justice of the Peace

Cole Bottoms

Loafer Toeknuckle

Ernie (voice)

Paul

Self

Edgar Allan Poe

Jukebox

Self

Himself

Self

Sullivan Pope

Dean Rosedragon

Magilla Gorilla (voice)

Short Thug (voice)

Prescott

Short Thug (voice)

King Crab

MC

Open Mic Host

Gino (voice)

Audience Member

Self

Rad (voice)

Himself

MC

Moderator

Mr. Donahue

Monologist

Short Thug (voice)

Himself

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