Chris Cox

Bob (voice) / Male Backgound (voice)

Benny Harris (voice)

AA Member (voice) / Additional Voices (voice) / Clark (voice) / Ferris Bueller (voice) / Focus Group Tester (voice) / George W. Bush (voice) / Guy Dressed as Ace Frehley (voice) / Jeff Campbell / Mark (voice) / Jock / Man (voice) / Justin Timberlake (voice) / Kent Lastname (voice) / Kevin Connolly (voice) / Kindergartener (voice) / Kirk Cameron (voice) / Magnum P.I. / Higgins / Ross Fishman (voice) / Man (voice) / Mike (voice) / Patient (voice) / Peter's Customer / Tea Party Member (voice) / Randy Fulcher (voice) / Ross Fishman (voice) / Sears Employee (voice) / Various (voice) / Waiter / Passerby / Crowd (voice)

Additional Voices (voice) / Bubbles / Tina (voice) / Derek Jeter (voice) / Tina The Bear (voice)

George W. Bush (voice) / Various (voice)

Bob Vila (voice)

Hawkeye (voice)

Star-Lord (voice)

Zookeeper / EMT 1 (voice)

Steve Nash / Point Man (voice)

Toto / Agent Wally Pugmill / Patchwork Doll / Winged Monkeys (voice)

Scarecrow (voice)

G.C.P.D. Commissioner James Gordon (voice)

Damon Swank (voice)

Rip Jagger (voice)

Lead Agent (voice)

Various Characters (voice)

Father Callahan / Additional Voices (voice)

Michael Jackson

George W. Bush (voice)

Jerry's Friend (voice)

Principal Goodvibes (voice)

Police Captain